Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, offers this solution:
“Move all of your data to a different computer. Reformat your hard drive. Reinstall all of your applications. Ask the local power company to reroute the power lines near your home. If your dog is fixed, reattach his testicles. Squeeze some coal until it becomes a diamond. Run for Congress as an atheist and win. Invent cold fusion. Then reboot 400 times.”
That should work.
